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The Locals...
Rarely ever kill tourists
The locals are blood thirsty monsters. They kill for sport and will certainly kill you without hesitation.
There's nothing to see...
But its really windy
It is so cold and windy that you may actually beg the locals to kill you within hours.
Wild mushrooms...
Are very dangerous
If this is the choice you make please be advised - sometimes death can take many hours and you almost always void your bowels.
The Tourists...
Might survive
There was one guy once who brought a gun with him and i think he made it through the night - I don't remember - but I'm sure he wasn't eaten til the following evening.
Area Lakes...
Seem pretty sweet
The water is not drinkable and is much too cold to swim in. However the mosquitos and black flies seem to like it just fine.
Local accommodations...
Are generally unavailable
But when they are it's like that movie with Luke Wilson and his ex wife, where they're trapped in the room watching snuff films of the last people that stayed in the room. It's probably better if you don't try to get a room.