The Locals
Take a look at some of the colourful characters you might meet at The Ranch !
Murdering Ken
It was lucky he was born with such a name - had he been called Chef Ken, he would simply have been a very poor chef due to all the time he spends murdering. If you see Ken, you will soon be dead.
Unknown Monster
We're not quite sure who this crazy bastard is. Known for screaming and brandishing a colourful assortment of blood soaked knives, it's safe to say he's one of the areas most 'unique' characters.
Greg
Not a murderer, Greg is simply the most annoying man on the planet. He'll have you wondering if life is really that important.
The Tourists
Say Hello to your fellow corpses ! Or make a better decision then that, if you dare.
Rob
I think he's owned that orange sweater for the whole time I've known him.
Rachel
Appearently there are wanted posters out already - that doesn't bode well for her.
Zam
Dogs that are quick, can live for a long time. It is better if you're faster than your dog.